Dear SniperCapricorne (https://www.deviantart.com/snipercapricorne)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think i realized it when I saw purple monkey outside your office and I saw you sit on my knee caps. Im sure you're cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Our matching snoopy underwear(waitwhut) to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs and The apartment building is on fire.
Please don't hurt me
Anum
| Well this was interesting- |
How to do this:
Dear (choose a random person) ,